Couch Flocked

When three or more people are couch locked

Me and a couple of friends got couch flocked the other day

by matthewvan8 April 14, 2021

Polish Couch

It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.

“Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace

by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018

Brain Couch

When someone says the same thing you were thinking.

Ricky: That slime looks like a Ditto
Jesse: Brain couch. Get off of it.

by George the Hamster man September 18, 2014

couch rapping

When you're faded on the couch listening to good music and feeling the groove. Enduced as forthward motion of hands in sync with the rhythym.

Al was couch rapping all night when we put on Shad!

by GtownuelPh January 08, 2012

couch jump

The physical act of jumping between two or more couches. Often accompanied by singing.

Chris was couch jumping today, he has that couch-jump fever.

by Chris Langner March 05, 2009

fast couch

A piece of furniture used for a one night stand

The kitchen bench is turning into a bit of a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.

by fundlebubble November 12, 2017

COUCH TOMATO

A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.

Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?

by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 28, 2003