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Affirmative Consent

The latest manifestation of batshit feminism to be codified into law. Born of good intentions to combat an alleged "rape culture" across college campuses - one partner can now accuse the other of rape even if the sex was entirely consensual. Anybody who doesn't see how this can and will be abused has never known the wrath of a crazy ex.
"Lack of protest or resistance does not mean consent, nor does silence mean consent. Affirmative consent must be ongoing throughout a sexual activity and can be revoked at any time" - SB 967, California State Law
by HanoverSurvivor March 4, 2015
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Vodka Convention

A group of rules used by friends when drinking. The rules should be written and signed by all members prior to drinking. The format should follow the Geniva Convention.
1.That basturd just passed up a free drink! That is a clear violation of our Vodka Convention. This Violation must be delt with swiftly.

2.Did he just kiss a ugly chick at the bar? That is definatly a violation of our Vodka Convention.
by Steve Harmon August 9, 2006
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The Contest

A contest to be the first person to remember (and shout) "the Contest" after you remember The Game.

You can never win The Game, but you CAN win The Contest.
Person A: That was a stupid game.
Person B: ...THE GAME.
Person C: The Contest!
Person A: Fuck.
by snafoolery April 5, 2009
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Concentration

What they did to the jews
Person 1: Yo Hitler sent those Jews to concentration camp so they could think right?

Person 2: no nigga. They died
Person 1: damn
by DikInYoMouf69 June 29, 2018
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Concentrate

Euphemism for the delightful, ambrosial act of excreting; to shit.

See concentration.
"Hold on, I'm going to the bathroom, I need to concentrate."

"Yo, Imma gonna concentrate nigga".
by rony orwell October 10, 2014
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ContentKeeper

A extension added by districts who don't want to allow students to access inappropriate or time-wasting websites.
ContentKeeper Expectations:
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"
by chikn ALT November 16, 2020
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congentile

Word created by group of English students to confuse their teacher.
Used mainly when analysing poetry.Best used in more than one context just to really fuck with his head.
Usually results in an improved grade if used effectively.
Wordsworth's descripton of the daffodils was both emotive and congentile.
Wordsworth was descriptive,soulful,but above all else congentile.
The congentility of the poem was overwhelming.
He was congentile to the point where it lost all meaning.
by JonGotBalz April 23, 2008
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