Cock Clinger

SomeOne Who wont Get Off Your Case And Wanst to Generally Know The Cocksize of All There Freinds.

"Dude My Cocks 8 inches How Bigs Your"
"STFU YOU DIRTY Cock Clinger"

by Badazzwords August 13, 2009

boston cling on

It's like when you have a shit and it dangles stuck to your ass and then you have to wiggle it off.

I need to change my diet as I've been having many Boston cling ons lately

by Snooze_hound May 8, 2015

Slow-clinger

A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).

"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"

by shotshaper9 September 19, 2015

self cling ding

Self suctioning dildo.

I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.

by sepayne September 28, 2017

acelin clinger

A guy who thinks the highest of himself. Generally cocky and arrogant but can be funny when you ignore his meaness. Eats a lot of ramen and lives off of miso soup.

Woah that dude sure is an Acelin Clinger

by 习德䜩 November 4, 2017

Night clinger

When you’re low-key clingy, but gotta wait til the sun go down so that you can blame your clinginess on your boyfriend.

Guy: relaxing
Girl: relaxing

(Sun goes down)
Girl: (attacks boyfriend)
Guy: girl, you a night clinger!

by Deeptot June 2, 2018

Night clinger

When your girlfriend is low-key clingy but waits until it’s dark out so that she can blame the clinginess on you.

Boyfriend: relaxing
Girlfriend: relaxing
(Sun goes down)
Girlfriend: attacks boyfriend

Boyfriend: babe, you’re such a night clinger.

by Deeptot June 2, 2018