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2 pence short of a cent

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent
by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023
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Ten Cent Chump

Someone who wears second rate snapbacks, fake Jordans, South Pole or other cheap clothing because they can't afford anything better. A bum ass nigga
It could be your mom, brother or any welfare recipient can be defined as a ten cent chump.
by TriangleKiller August 6, 2013
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Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko May 11, 2018
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138 Cents

2 sexadollars.
Me: How much does this bag cost?
You: 138 cents.
Me: What's so interesting about that?
You: It's 2 sexacents.
Me: So that's 69 cents x 2?
You: Correct.
by gregben September 17, 2023
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Fet Cent

Pronounced “Fat Kent”, Fet Cent is slang that originated in South Shields, England. It means “Fat Cunt”
1) “Here Geoff Mattteee, wallys just ate me kebab the fet cent!” 2) “Fuck off out this chat you fet cent” 3) “What a fet cent”
by Geofferson98 April 1, 2019
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coco cents

1. you have no money
'bro I have coco cents'

2. in general no money/being broke
do you have any money

i got coco cents bro
by Anzwa BQ May 28, 2023
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50 cent abs

When instead of having a six pack or eight pack of abs, only four (or 50%) of them show due to a beer gut or potbelly on the lower half of your stomach. 50 cent pulls this off in many photos.
"Do u gotta six pack?"

" Naw, I got 50 cent abs . I love my food."
by T. Wik March 10, 2016
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