captain strangepork

a name given to a person who is strange/weird or acts in a strange or weird manner.

"That person is being captain strangepork"

"Man, that bartender is captain strangepork"

by Kimmm July 23, 2006

Captain Carling

A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.

Rob Doodson a.k.a Captain Carling

by FaceAche November 5, 2006

captain cannon

A protoss player in Starcraft 2 who spends the majority (or all) of their resources on Photon Cannons.

here comes the 6 pool up the ramp, will he be rea-HOLY FUCK CAPTAIN CANNON!

by leetkr3w October 25, 2010

capital touch

The act of violating someone's knee or elbow with a slight touch with a hand or a foot in an awkward manner.

I'm afraid to capital touch my date.

by OhPeter103 March 6, 2015

Captain Space boy

Captain space boy is the hottest most fine character in OMORI when I tell you that man is so fucking hot you better fucking believe me

Person A : Isn't Captain Space boy the best?
Person B: indeed he is

by Starblood June 18, 2021

save the captain

When drinking a bottle of Captain Morgan's Rum, you must drink to a level in which the cartoon captain Morgan cannot drown. I.E the entire damn bottle!

I drank the entire bottle to save the captain from certain death

by Grock5000 August 22, 2007

Storming of the US Capitol

Let me make this as unbiased as possible.

On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.

The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.

Storming of the US Capitol.

by Semicolon618 September 10, 2021