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boner fatigue

An erection that becomes exhausted, due to prolonged stimulation.
Now that I got my new Playstation, my only problem is boner fatigue.
by Pancreas100 August 28, 2009
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Bonerbreaking

The act of surprising two people who are having sex when the man is about to ejaculate. Thus breaking the mood, and his boner.
Person 1: Oh dude, Jake just walking in right when I was about to cum, he totally broke my boner.
Person 2: He's a pro at bonerbreaking.
by Nightmare-kid October 22, 2010
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Boner

A person who is a huge fan of the hit VR game Boneworks.
Person - Yo did you see the new Boneworks update?
Person2 - Yeah bro, I'm a total Boner.
by MensPinkSatchel February 10, 2022
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HOOAH boner

Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."
Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.
by bishop323 October 6, 2011
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bendy boner

When the penis is neither fully erect, nor fully flaccid; a half chub. Not to be confused with a bendy badger.
That girl's tits are saggy, but they still gave me a bendy boner.
by bdben February 2, 2015
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Boner Game

The object of the boner game is to see who can get a boner the fastest, usually played in boring classes to pass the time. To play the boner game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary

Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
Mitch and I were playing the boner game in Spanish today and Mrs. Johnson totally caught us!
by Arnold Palmer March 1, 2008
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boner time

Any ammount of time spent watching pornography, looking at beautiful women, or simply fantasizing. Popularized by Sean W. Scott in the movie Road Trip
"Barry, dim the lights... it's BONER TIME!!"
by TrippleZero May 9, 2005
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