Poopy Butthole

A person who is acting annoying and bothersome. (A pain in the butt)

Person 1: Bro my cousin is such a poopy butthole.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 3: He rapped and murdered my entire family. Even my dog.

by Cucaracha May 9, 2022

butthole fingers

When after fingering another's butt you have a particular stench on your fingers. Similar to what happens with fingering a vagina.

Damn those butthole fingers smell like shit!

by ZiggyZ21 November 19, 2016

butthole smurfers

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced

"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"

by big_cheebus October 31, 2021

Micro Butthole

a microscopic butthole mostly used as a butt that's smaller than your penis

"Hey dood dat girl over dat has a Micro Butthole"
"watchu meen i have a tiny dong lil nibba"
"nah nah she has a micro ass JAMMY"

by NibberFlaggot December 20, 2017

Fermented Butthole

Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.

When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!

by Sandwich McFritos June 10, 2020

butthole raking

the act of raking one's butthole wih your fingers.
"That urban buthole raking, ITS DANGEROUS"

If you give me twenty dollars, I will rake your butthole. STRICTLY BUTTHOLE RAKING.

by regs trapp November 2, 2008

butthole disease

Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.

It is hard to go anywhere for long periods of time because of my butthole disease.

by sypha-dius July 11, 2016