butthole gremlin

a gremlin who inhabits buttholes. ussually very hairy and covered in large quantities of dingleberrys.more dingleberrys than the average bear

" Your such a shit smuggler" yelled Dookie Love "Aleast I'm not a butthole gremlin." replied johnson grass.

by will mcgarty May 17, 2007

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Micro Butthole

a microscopic butthole mostly used as a butt that's smaller than your penis

"Hey dood dat girl over dat has a Micro Butthole"
"watchu meen i have a tiny dong lil nibba"
"nah nah she has a micro ass JAMMY"

by NibberFlaggot December 19, 2017

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butthole disease

Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.

It is hard to go anywhere for long periods of time because of my butthole disease.

by sypha-dius July 12, 2016

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butthole man

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

by Treywinmag November 08, 2023

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Fizzy Butthole

Proper application of mentos and diet coke to the rectum by a trained professional, masseuse, or close friend resulting in an involuntary "human volcano" situation.

Went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole. I dont reccomend it.

by Cue2022 March 12, 2022

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