butthole raking

the act of raking one's butthole wih your fingers.
"That urban buthole raking, ITS DANGEROUS"

If you give me twenty dollars, I will rake your butthole. STRICTLY BUTTHOLE RAKING.

by regs trapp November 2, 2008

butthole bush

the hair around someones butthole

damn dude that girl had butthole bush going on.

by thinknegative February 1, 2014

butthole disease

Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.

It is hard to go anywhere for long periods of time because of my butthole disease.

by sypha-dius July 11, 2016

Butthole smurfer

Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face

i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor

by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016

butthole fingers

When after fingering another's butt you have a particular stench on your fingers. Similar to what happens with fingering a vagina.

Damn those butthole fingers smell like shit!

by ZiggyZ21 November 19, 2016

hell’s butthole

After getting discharged in Vietnam, Grandpa created hell’s butthole out of desperation. A blend of Bacardi 151, Everclear, and some dragon fruit juice, it lived up to it’s name after he had to get his stomach pumped and a catheter for the rest of his life.

Damn dude! After Wayne slammed down some hell’s butthole, he ran around naked and took a shit on the feds’ cars!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Micro Butthole

a microscopic butthole mostly used as a butt that's smaller than your penis

"Hey dood dat girl over dat has a Micro Butthole"
"watchu meen i have a tiny dong lil nibba"
"nah nah she has a micro ass JAMMY"

by NibberFlaggot December 20, 2017