Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016

burnt rim

Burnt bootyhole

Cecil ate spicy tacos that caused burnt rim all week

by anonymous October 23, 2023

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

Burnt

Something is wack, boof, or sucks.

“Let’s go to Tyler’s”

“Nah that’s burnt”

by DxTxTxG May 30, 2018

the burnt

a synonym for the now closed infamous Eatontown Roller Rink

"yo A-Plus was fire at the burnt last night umpth snap!"

by Kitch Blackburn November 2, 2007

Burnt Take

A burnt take is a perspective or opinion expressed on social media, which used to get a lot of attention for how uncommon or controversial it was, but doesn’t anymore.

It may have been overused as a means to farm interaction, causing it to lose its shock value, or it simply may have become a more commonly-held belief among people.

It could have also fizzled out because it used to pop up a lot in not-so-civil debates among a community, and said community became bored of the conflict.

A hot take that has lost its original spark.

OP: Hot take, Mr Beast is only pretending to be a good person, he’s actually super corrupt.

Commenter 1: Burnt take, everyone knows that he sucks now.

Commenter 2: I second that, just look at the quality control for Lunchly. Not to mention he put his buddy in solitary confinement and basically tortured him for views.

by Shoobies898 June 7, 2025

burnt-eyed

It's when you have spent lots os hours in front of a computer during a lot of hours, and your eyes are red, and you feel like your eyes are burning; specially if you've been playing very addictive videogames for a long time (for instance: +8 hours)

Guy 1.- Dude, you look burnt-eyed again, have you been playing WoW again?
Guy 2 .- Not really, I started at midnight farming some stuff for my guild.
Guy 1 .- Dude!! It's midday now!! I think you've got a serious problem, uh.....

by Uxiesama July 25, 2012