Bruce Rahman

An absolute stud renowned for his nonchalant and charming persona. His aura and testosterone levels exceed the average amount.

He is also known as the man who re-established the BBC motoring programme Top Gear, even hosting specials on Mars with his ripped father.

Many regard Bruce as Brad Pitt’s lookalike, except he pulls 10 times more hoes with his massive wang and can lift 30kg more on a bench press.

“He’s not quite Jeremy Clarkson but he can do a bloody good job at hosting Top Gear, don’t you think?”
“Clarkson would bug out on the flight to Mars without his cigarettes. Bruce Rahman on top.”

by BruceRahmanFANPAGE4 June 9, 2024

Bruce

you know Bruce actually means a thick brushwood tree or a cigarette in British slang

I saw a bruce tree in the distance.
He smoked a bruce.

by Pseofeonom March 12, 2021

little Bruce

Someone who is not little at all. He is actually tall af!

Wow! Who is that tall guy over there?

Oh it’s little Bruce!

by Catluvr_69 October 4, 2022

Bruce

Having a wank and a shit at the same time.

Sorry I was late to the track, I was having a Bruce.

by The coxford dictionary November 24, 2021

Bruce Masson

A god who can do whatever he likes. Whenever he likes

Bruce Masson is a god ahhh scary god man doing crab walk at speed of light. I’m dead now because Bruce is op

by Jimmmmru May 2, 2022

Bruce

An old Scottish measurement for fermented dog crap.

It takes two measure of Bruce to start a decent bonfire.

by emcinto0 July 4, 2022

Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018