A person on the TV show American Idol who is frequently in the bottom three, but somehow stays on the show.
by idolhater May 20, 2011
to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you
also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!
also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!
by tartan whisky December 15, 2019
To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.
I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.
by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010
A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"
Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 13, 2015
Something you get after visiting India
Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.
Severe diarrhoea.
Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.
Severe diarrhoea.
"Oh shit lasts night curry has given me a pooey bottom."
"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."
"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."
by Happy Squirrel 24 November 16, 2017
When you eat nothing all morning and afternoon so your insides will be clean for anal in the evening.
Being extra careful about what you eat throughout the day so you can have an enjoyable anal pounding in the evening.
Being extra careful about what you eat throughout the day so you can have an enjoyable anal pounding in the evening.
by SagesCared January 05, 2023
Basically a gay/lesbian person that does not like being touched in the private parts.
Typically a person that solely takes on the bottoming part and pass on: (hand jobs,blowjobs...etc)
Typically a person that solely takes on the bottoming part and pass on: (hand jobs,blowjobs...etc)
by Monstera.fabulosa May 27, 2020