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Blunt blind

Hitting someone so hard with the truth to see if they’ll take flight or stay 4life
Karissa: I told him he needed to man up and tell me the truth, I could handle it.

Carrie: dangggg what did he say?

Karissa: He was totally shocked and told me everything! Guess he realized I’m no easy prize

Carrie: that’s a blunt blind if I’ve ever seen one
by spread that April 12, 2023
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donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.
Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind
by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018
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Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.
Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.
by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010
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Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2
I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness
by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019
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design blind

adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.

The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.

Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.

Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.

I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.

#designblind
by wanderlustjunkie June 14, 2018
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Blind Friendly

some technology, activity, idea, or challenge adaptive to the blind in a way that makes whatever the task or item unburdening; a statement used by blind people to declare approval of the simplicity or enjoyment of a particularly positive activity or object
A Braille menu at McDonald's is really blind friendly.

The barbwire fence sticking out was not very blind friendly.

The small print on the medicine bottle was not blind friendly.

Graphics on the internet aren't blind friendly.

Tactile maps are blind friendly.
by James Cole April 29, 2008
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blind cited

Being subjected to numerous irrelevant cites or cites which are contrary to the point for which they are being cited. See also blind cite, blind citing.
In our discussion, Jeff sounded like he knew what he was talking about. However, when I checked his sources, I realized I'd been blind cited.
by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017
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