Liquid birds/bees

The kinds of birds and bees that think marching or putting signs or posters everywhere is solidifying or hardening them.

The Liquid birds/bees claimed to be in solidarity with this cause or country or that cause or country, but really they were an enemy of anything that wasn't pro liquid birds/bees.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Covid Birds

When people from blue states move to Florida or Texas to escape lockdowns, thus driving living expenses to record high knowing they will move back once covid is over.

I'm tired of the lockdowns in New York and California so I'll move to the south to get away from it. Let's be Covid birds!

by Miss creative January 21, 2022

Sea birds

A white girl who likes to fuck Hispanic guys

Did you see and nice sea birds at the bar

by Urban Dick 445 January 26, 2022

Getting Birdseye'd

A way of inducing hallucinations by mixing the popular children's medicine Calpol, with mushed up defrosted fishfingers and then baking. After baking, this paste is eaten and quickly causes visual and audio hallucinations that can last for several hours and be extremely intense.

Are we Getting Birdseye'd tonight? My parents arent home so we can make it there.

Ronnie got badly Captain Birdseye'd last night and shit all over his bedroom

by MuckaChucka February 3, 2022

The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

by Xerts March 14, 2022

Nighttime Birds

Majestic screeching birds that target their victims at night. Can be summoned by screaming “can you hear the nighttime birds?”

Can you hear the nighttime birds?
*screeching sounds*

by Regina Jolene April 13, 2022

the birds and the bees

how babys are made
up in vagina
and dicks

mom what are the birds and the bees

by adfstdyuibh June 1, 2022