Bender

To be gay, or to have a bent dick from gay sex

Hey Nick Conlon is a bender
John burke is bent

by Johnb00 April 18, 2008

Justin Beiber

Justin Beiber: A Canadian kid who sounds like a little africian american girl. He sings about love that he's never been in and girls. Every little girl loves him and every teenage girl loves to mock him.

"OMGGG..IT'S JUSTIN BEIBER!"

by SixtyyNine May 11, 2010

Fender-Bender

Fender-Bender: When a man gives anal to a chick and he misses, bending his fender

Jeff: Man it looks like you have a boner but somethin's awfully wrong wit dat meat

John: Yeah, I had a bit of a Fender-Bender with Miss Norris over there

by samm...y May 17, 2006

Beibered

The act of getting pregnant by having unprotected sex with Justin Beiber in the restroom at the Staples Center.

That girl filed a paternity lawsuit after she got Beibered in October of 2010.

by Derek Rudolph November 6, 2011

arse bender

One who plays on the chocolate speedway. One who plays for the opposition. A poofter.

That Andy's a real arse bender.

by prof_evil September 14, 2010

spoon bender

spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends

Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!

by Geoffrey6789998212 November 2, 2011

Justin Beiber

The only sixteen year old guy that hasn't had a voice change at all. He sings like a two year old girl who's sugar high and trying to sing Miley Cyrus music.

Another white boy trying to be a gangster.

HE DOESN'T SING WITH GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID SOMEBODY WILL CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH THE OTHER SINGER.

When you first heard him, you thought he was a girl singing about a girl, didn't you?

Wait...she is a girl. OOPS!

You may confuse him with the chipmunks:

*THIS REALLY HAPPENED***

Friend: It's Justin Beiber!

Me: That's Alvin.

by yougivemewings August 25, 2010