Decoy Beans

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent

*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"

by Frijole Mexican Mexican May 19, 2008

Fudge bean

n.
A kind, typically small individual who is able to sweeten people's days by simply being around them, either through their sheer cuteness or their ability to bake a delicious treat.

n.
I was walking home yesterday when I saw a girl drop her icing container. When I picked it up and gave it back to her, I noticed she was a fudge bean.

by Igris May 30, 2020

Bean Weasle

The bean weasle is indigenous to the midwest, loves to walk around naked inside of a sleeping bag even if in a hotel and survives solely on beans, ways to detect if a friend is a bean weasle are the stench that they give off some times smelling like marijuana and usually has curly hair.

Tyler West is a bean weasle.

by bartholameau jong February 3, 2010

Bean Balloon

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.

Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.

by Neufdog2 March 18, 2014

Blue Bean

The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.

Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.

by Skyday November 7, 2007

frances bean

child of kurt cobain and courtney love

save frances bean?

by etchasketch January 6, 2004

Bean Bag

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

by the diddler June 14, 2015