Beans on toasting

Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game
"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"
by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021
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Batter the Bean

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.
by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
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Bean Weasle

The bean weasle is indigenous to the midwest, loves to walk around naked inside of a sleeping bag even if in a hotel and survives solely on beans, ways to detect if a friend is a bean weasle are the stench that they give off some times smelling like marijuana and usually has curly hair.
Tyler West is a bean weasle.
by bartholameau jong February 03, 2010
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Noggo Beans

Noggo Beans is a deity, it can be worshipped by any religion. It commonly shows up in shows such as The Real House Wives Or Orange County and also Full House. It is unknown what Noggo Beans wants in this world, however, it is known that we need to worship it.
Bro did you worship noggo beans today? If not you need to! Who knows what'll happen if you dont!
by Eghoster March 25, 2021
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Bean Balloon

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.
Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.
by Neufdog2 March 06, 2014
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Blue Bean

The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.
Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.
by Skyday October 22, 2007
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