Straight-Baking

(Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.

'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.

by NickyDoughnuts March 21, 2023

Baked H.A.M

Masturbating while heavily stoned

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.

by NetworkDr June 26, 2019

Stank and bake

When someone takes a shit in the bathroom while somebody hot boxes it and you get a contact high while pooping at the same time.

Damn, bro. The whole crew is hotboxing the bathroom but i gotta shit! I guess I’m bout to hit this stank and bake.

by Hypothesex January 4, 2020

baked toolbox

The action of being completely wasted and operating heavy machinery

Bro, Jim is pulling a baked toolbox today with the crane

by highlightkidd37 November 29, 2018

slow baked

When someone is leading you on making you mad as hell all along taking their time as if you were an ass in the oven being baked into the bullshit hes about to serve.

He slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his ass, as I waited for the dish of bullshit he was as bout to serve!

by K1M0T10N March 24, 2016

Cable bake

Misheard lyrics from the song Balance by MC Quakez at 0.05. Most often misheard when the listener is baked

1: Hey man did you just hear the words 'Cable Bake'?
2: Yeah man in super baked right now

by Harry10932 November 8, 2017

baked and caked

To get high as fuck and bust a fat nuton someone’s face.

“Hey girl want to get high and cummed on”

“You mean, baked and caked”

by AyyItsYaBoi August 22, 2019