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Honey Badger 

A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.
Joe: “did you see that honey badger?”

Negan: “nah, I haven’t left this tent in 2 weeks.”
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Fanny Badger 

A recently single legend of the game who's reputation procedes him and is hitting the dating scene like a bat out of hell.
"Dude I'm single again, Its time for the rise of the fanny badger."
OR
"The fanny badger is reborn"
Fanny Badger by Sa12356 June 9, 2019

Honey Badger 

A honey badger is an ex husband or ex wife that you go back too happily and care for more then just a boy/girlfriend.
I'm so glad I'm back with my Honey Badger

sam badger 

shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut
"oh look its sam badger the slut"
sam badger by lambo nigs August 28, 2019

Lush-Badger 

Dude that was totally lush-badger!”
Lush-Badger by b.r.o January 8, 2020

Chocolate Badger 

A women who wipes her vagina back to front.
That mong over there, she's got a chocolate badger!!!
Chocolate Badger by ZeroFluxGiven August 11, 2020

The Badger Effect

In Among Us, if you finish tasks as a crewmate you can go to security and stay on cams for the game, spotting any impostor and smacking the button. (May translate into the King of FNAF)
"Then I committed the badger effect lol."

"YOU DIRTY SONUVABITCH."
The Badger Effect by Cherry_Donut October 20, 2020