Blind Flying

When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina

“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”

by Conartist66 November 15, 2018

Satire Blind

When people on the internet cannot see satire due to it being said by a group of people seen as “cringe” or otherwise believed to be prone to saying such things.

“I saw this post where this girl was talking about meeting Dream SMP members at a fake school.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”

by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2021

Blind Friendly

some technology, activity, idea, or challenge adaptive to the blind in a way that makes whatever the task or item unburdening; a statement used by blind people to declare approval of the simplicity or enjoyment of a particularly positive activity or object

A Braille menu at McDonald's is really blind friendly.

The barbwire fence sticking out was not very blind friendly.

The small print on the medicine bottle was not blind friendly.

Graphics on the internet aren't blind friendly.

Tactile maps are blind friendly.

by James Cole April 29, 2008

App Blind

Temporarily unable to find an app in a large grid of apps on a phone or tablet.

Oh goodness, I'm app blind, I can't find that app and I know it's here somewhere.

by Jon & Kevin September 16, 2020

Blunt blind

Hitting someone so hard with the truth to see if they’ll take flight or stay 4life

Karissa: I told him he needed to man up and tell me the truth, I could handle it.

Carrie: dangggg what did he say?

Karissa: He was totally shocked and told me everything! Guess he realized I’m no easy prize

Carrie: that’s a blunt blind if I’ve ever seen one

by spread that April 12, 2023

Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"

I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.

by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018