bass arena

When you go deaf after sticking your head in between a fat girls ass cheeks and she farts.

Don: Hey Derek, why do you have that hearing aid?
Derek: Dude, I just got bass arena'd by hunters mom.

by Happysnackers May 19, 2021

bass bestie

it's when you're best friend is a pomegranate.

Zack: Bro my sis has a bass bestie
Ash: damn bro

by TJayDJ June 18, 2021

Bass Clarinetist

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.

"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.

by MissGuts January 5, 2022

Bass Whore

Person who listens to a lot of bass (as in sounds with low frequency does not have to be an actual bass guitar)
can easily identify bass parts in songs

probably owns bass booseted headphones and speakers
makes attempts to feel the music in their chest and stomach
has better music tatste than everyone
probably has a bias to male choirs and bass & baritone voices ;
addicted to low frequency sounds in music

I'm only obsessed with "New Slaves" by Kanye West because I am a Bass Whore

by boombadoomboombass July 12, 2022

train bass

The low rumbling bass line produced by an idling train (or trains) up to a mile away. Permeates walls, double glazing and your brain. Equivilent to approximate 1000 boy racers idling in the car park.

Worker #1: That train bass is particularly intense today.
Worker #2: Indeed, been going all morning!
Worker #3: Dudes, I couldn't hear it before you said that... now its melting my brain.

by Siiimon December 13, 2008

Power Basser

A person that smokes crack or freebase cocaine but is not your typical crackhead. A power basser is you normal average 9 - 5 person. Every once in a while however they bing for 8 to 10 maybe even 24 hours to smoke rocks "crack cocaine.

Oh, you are not a crackhead you are a power basser.

by Orlando Magic Tuesdays Carl April 6, 2010

Shaolin Bass Master

One who plays bass guitar with such skill and presence that their style appears as that of a martial art. Could theoretically be used in a fight. Typically unorthodox, self-taught, and heavy-handed.

Jamus: Wow, dude, you swing that bass around like a weapon!

Zach: Yeah man, gotta keep the crowd back.

Jamus: You're a goddamn Shaolin Bass Master!

by SharkBass028 November 19, 2011