To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
Get the Bare butt peter bumpsmug. People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
Get the visitors baring giftsmug. Person 1: Dude did you hook up with Lisa last night?
Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.
Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.
by Wizzmatik September 25, 2012
Get the Bare salamimug. Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
Get the better than the average baremug. A *spicey* weapon used to strike down bears (bares) and robbers/random enemies alike!
Bare mase = or > Bear mace
Bare mase = or > Bear mace
by barebear12 June 28, 2010
Get the Bare masemug. A phrase used when your having sex with your bird doggy style while holding her ponty tail. As she says she's about to cum just whisper "cum for me & say a different woman's name. The aim of the game is to see how long you can hang on bare back before she's freaks & throws you off
Johnny was making love to Alice bent over a chair giving her the Bolivian Bare Back
Alice "oh gods I'm gonna uum!"
Johnny "god girl Mandy cum for me"
Alice "oh gods I'm gonna uum!"
Johnny "god girl Mandy cum for me"
by TheUnholyDisturbed1 September 15, 2023
Get the The Bolivian Bare Backmug. A phrase that was originally popularized on TikTok that basically means a vagina with no underwear on, except for the fact that Bare-Pussed is a much funnier way of saying it.
by Rero King of Cherries April 3, 2021
Get the Bare-Pussedmug.