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It's a NAME for a Gay Lesbian Chick who thinks she runs shit. And nobody even knows who she is, so that's why she's mad in the first place. Because he's really a she.
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bald fraud

1) Pep Guardiola
2) Any bald football coach

The term "bald fraud" is jokingly used among football fans to describe bald coaches, especially if they have exhibited signs of fraudulence.

The term originated on Reddit, specifically the subreddit r/soccer, and was originally addressed to Pep Guardiola.

The rival manager José Mourinho claimed in 2014 that Guardiola was bald because he didn't enjoy his job and was constantly stressed. "When you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair. Pep Guardiola is bald. He doesn't enjoy football." Mourinho made that remark in jest, as he often does with other managers.

Guardiola was known to be a control freak at his clubs, and sometimes appeared to be in distress, although that was just his management style. The "fraud" part also came from the fact that he (at the time) hadn't been able to replicate his success with Barcelona with his subsequent clubs, despite spending millions on transfers.

Guardiola later won big with Manchester City, but the meme still stuck.

It has since been applied to other bald managers who have exhibited fraudulent behavior.

Example of fraudulence include:

1) Losing an important game (Guardiola vs Ancelotti in 2022 and 2024)
2) Underperforming (Ten Hag)
3) Achieving results that feel undeserved by playing ugly football or low possession (Allegri)

Managers who have been defined as bald frauds:

Jorge Sampaoli
Max Allegri
Erik Ten Hag
Maurizio Sarri
Stefano Pioli
Zinédine Zidane
Luciano Spalletti
"Did you see Juventus won that game 1-0 with 23% possession?"
"I know, man, Allegri is such a bald fraud"
by Zaino89 June 7, 2024
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bald

kenneth is bald
by megumi’s wife May 9, 2021
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The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.
Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017
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Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a funny girl. She is sweet and kind. She is related to Hillary Clinton. Always be nice to her or she’ll snatch her wig off and be bald forever!!
Nanana BALD HILLARY
by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020
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Bald

Usually a person named max, preferably from a clan LGC or LEGACY.
Me: Max you are bald don't talk to me.

Max: you're right, I'm sorry
by Tokyosdomain June 28, 2025
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