Alerternative

A native american who is insistent on alerting everyone they meet to the dangers of global warming, air pollution, and pointy green cacti.

That alerternative was really fucking annoying.

by jcran December 21, 2008

average nick

for someone to be in good nick requires large muscles and a ripped stomach. The term average nick comes as an insult to a person who really gives it there all in the gym five days a week but just cannot get there muscles big enough or stomach ripped enough to be considered in good nick

Greg - "I've been going to the gym 5 days a week for 6 months"

Richard - "Have you?"

Greg - "yea think its working"

Richard - "em... i suppose your in average nick"

by Noblet December 12, 2012

adverticement

Any advertisement which features attractive models/actors which otherwise have nothing to do with the product being promoted.

Jim: Dude, why did you buy a new canister vac?
Bob: I needed it. Now I can clean my drapes.

Jim: Dumbass, you were a victim of an adverticement, weren't you?
Bob: Yeah. The girl in the commercial looked like my ex.

by Derekcap October 11, 2013

Advertired.

a state of being wherein someone "briefly" can't stand anything that has anything to do with either marketing or advertisements, note this state is only "tempo-rarely" and will fanish when the proverbial battery is re-charged again.

..."are you gonna click that? I can't, i'm advertired."

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by good attention December 3, 2013

advertrap

Any button on any website or Facebook site that is easily pushed while scrolling and causes you to leave your current site with no way to return.

Anti-Advertrap: Boycott the product that is being advertised in the Advertrap that trapped you.

Frigging advertrap!
I 've got to close this crap and reopen the site to get back to what I was reading. I'll remember to never buy that product who's advertrap pissed me off.

by Enfomoco March 18, 2016

Average Max

Something you say when you try to sound smart, but you are really a dumbass and have no clue how numbers work.

Boss: how many of these will the customer buy?
Dumbass: the average max is about 36.

by Diabeetis1000 September 23, 2016

advertarian

A person who's for ads, and very much against people who use adblock. Usually a very poor person or a very rich person.

person 1: I'm an advertarian.
person 2: what's that?
person 1: if everyone used adblock, we would have to pay for things!!!
person 2: snek!

by Hitler1337420 November 5, 2016