Christmas; Hanukkah.
A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.
You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
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Men can become women.
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Evolution.
Babies aren't really alive till birth.
Communism is better than capitalism.
Religious bigotry is cool.
These tenets are inseparable from their ideology. To the point that true atheists are ashamed to be lumped in with their ilk.
Men can become women.
Climate can be controlled by the ratio of EVs to ICE motor vehicles.
Evolution.
Babies aren't really alive till birth.
Communism is better than capitalism.
Religious bigotry is cool.
These tenets are inseparable from their ideology. To the point that true atheists are ashamed to be lumped in with their ilk.
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Get the virgin atheist mug.The word 'Atheist' simply means someone whom is not a theist. The word is not to be confused with the word 'Antitheist' (someone whom belive there is no god or gods).
The word is a combiation of the word 'Theist' (beliver in a god or gods) and the greek prefix 'A' meaning 'not' or 'without'.
In short:
Theist = Someone whom belives in a god or gods.
Atheist = Not a theist.
Antitheist = Someone that belives there is no god nor gods.
The word is a combiation of the word 'Theist' (beliver in a god or gods) and the greek prefix 'A' meaning 'not' or 'without'.
In short:
Theist = Someone whom belives in a god or gods.
Atheist = Not a theist.
Antitheist = Someone that belives there is no god nor gods.
I'm an agnostic atheist, and will lack a beleif in any god or gods until they are scientifically proven with imperical evidence.
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