Carthage, Texas

Shitty ass town where you can’t 6 feet without meeting someone who fucks their cousin

Yee Yee Let’s go to Carthage, Texas

by CoatHangerAbortion April 27, 2019

Texas Turn

When a driver makes an exaggerated turn. This can occur anywhere. On the highway, it is when a person is in any other lane, but the correct one and exits across multiple lanes. At an intersection, turning from a non-turn lane, or U-turning outside of the turn lanes, or turning left from the right lane, or turning right from the left lane. Any outrageous illegal maneuver that results in a change of direction.

She was driving down the highway in the fast lane (left lane) noticed her exit last minute, and made a #Texas Turn into the. exit

by EatdickNdie December 8, 2019

Texas Strangler

Rub your nuts on ones face while holding your dick

I gave him the Texas Strangler!

by Nuke_Vex January 22, 2020

Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.

James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found

by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019

Mabank, Texas

A small town where kids pull up with a lip full of dip in their 4x4’s to school, and no one gives a crap because they’re probably related. Yee yee Bubba.

Have you ever been to Mabank, Texas?
No one has

by Tko10 February 16, 2019

Texas Hickey

Spreading BBQ sauce on your significant other’s body and proceeding to suck it off.

I gave bertha a good ole’ texas hickey at the family BBQ

by Lil beben October 30, 2018

texas chic

Attire that is chic and stylish, yet distinctly Texan. Ladies can comply with a "Texas chic" dress code simply by wearing cowboy boots (pointed or snip-toe, not ropers) with jeans, a denim skirt, a short or long skirt, or dress. The top can be anything stylish, even a nice tshirt. Jewelry can be western style silver and turquoise, gold or pearls. Men, wear boots and jeans with an oxford shirt (plain, subtly plaid or striped) and skip the "Rhinestone Cowboy" type button-down shirt and huge rodeo belt buckle. Pull-on Red Wing work boots (aka frat boy boots) or cowboy boots can be worn by men. Cowboy hats are optional, depending on the event. If it's a ranch party, wearing a hat is okay. If it's a polo match, probably not. (And FYI, Texans call "cowboy boots" just "boots". )

The rehearsal dinner called for Texas chic, so I wore my boots with a denim dress and braided leather belt.

by austinmama April 8, 2016