analog clock 

a cake with a hand grenade in it. Often used on my cat's birthdays.

ME: Hey guys look at that dog it is huge!!
GUY: he has a cool analog clock

analog clock by luke 666 September 30, 2011

ANAL STEAM 

1)The dense, humid, potent smell of a woman's ass that permeates the air when fucking her doggy style.

2) A hot, lingering, steamy, potent fart.

1)I picked up a hottie from the club, took her back to my apartment and fucked her doggy style. I could barely finish due to the putrid odor of her anal steam. When I was done the whole room smelled like shit.

2)Awww man... I just walked through someones anal steam, I can almost taste it.

ANAL STEAM by afj21 November 8, 2006

anal glaucoma

when you just can't see your ass doing something...

He called in with a case of anal glaucoma--said he just couldn't see his ass getting out of bed and coming in to work.

anal glaucoma by Sick Monkey May 5, 2006

Analy 

The main high school in Sebastopol, a town of hippies. Always abundant with the aroma of burnt coffee or the too-strong stench of cow. A school where the vice-principle plays the harmonica into the PA system and there's a 15 minute student-produced TV show called "It's Friday" played into every classroom just before lunch on - you guessed it - Fridays! A place where the "school shirt" of 05-06 was tyedye and said on the back "Just because I go to Analy doesn't mean I'm a hippie." Good atmosphere, too laid-back for the truly extremely exclusive cliques. It's just expected that everyone smokes weed - some of the teachers do too. The football players aren't that big of a deal.. but the debators are. The "coolest" kids aren't the cheerleaders - but the drama department. 2 plays a year, and anyone who doesn't see them both is scorned and left out of the talk that lasts at least a week of how good the play was. Cutting class spring afternoons to go to the beach is expected from many. "Thizz mountain" is a known phrase, as is the "hyphy movement." Plenty wannabe gangsters and guys white as snow who think they're black. Wins the important football "Apple Game" against rival high school El Molino every year. The 'y' in 'Analy' is constantly crossed out, erased, or stolen (in the case of the big letters on the outside of the gym). Overall, a school most people claim to hate, but too unique to not grow at least a little attached to in the 4 years you attend.

Stranger: Hey, what school do you go to?
Analy Student: Analy High.
Stranger: ohhh... then you must be a hippie!!
Analy Student: I am not!! Just read the back of my TYE-DYE SHIRT!!!
Stranger: ...... I rest my case.

Analy by R.C.L. September 12, 2008

anal sphincter 

The butt muscle that cuts off your poop and keeps the rest of your poop in your bung.

My anal sphincter is so lose that I can't feel myself poop anymore.

anal sphincter by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Anal alarm clock 

when a man wakes his partner up by intruding the anus with his penis.

Hiren needed to be at work at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to set his anal alarm clock at 7.00am.

Anal alarm clock by jpsexinspector May 31, 2007

Anal Ring 

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand ina circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman with a drum can be in the middle of the circle setting the pace in which the guys pound.

BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"

Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."

Anal Ring by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 4, 2021