what even is a fkn doodle

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what even is a fkn doodle?

by Lifebeats November 18, 2024

Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.

FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin

by boeing737229 February 14, 2018

why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.

Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even

by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021

Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 25, 2024

even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song

i can vape even on my hover board

by ratchada dykeman October 23, 2018

Good evening Gigachad

A way of greeting a truly muscular man.

Chad greeted his greatest enemy by saying, "Good evening Gigachad."

by New Words for You November 16, 2022

even and peyton

A good couple. They are both super short and are super cute together.

Wow look it is Even and Peyton

by lol lol lol lol lol lol lol February 13, 2018