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American Cotton Pickers

A proposed spin-off of the American Pickers TV show.Instead of a pair of "Laurel and Hardy" white guys buying antique artifacts,this series would feature a pair of "Amos and Andy" black guys stealing valuable household items to sell for drug money.
Do you happen to know if The History Channel is going to air American Cotton Pickers?
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
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Irish-American

Much like African-American or Asian-American, Irish-Americans are Americans who are of Irish heritage.
Why doesn't Uncle Sam kiss Irish-Americans' asses like he does African-Americans? I mean, c'mon, Irish-Americans are so much sexier!
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My American Heart

"They stole My American Heart right out of my chest!"
by Diana Smith June 22, 2008
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American Dream

Any impossible get-rich-quick or love at first sight type gimmick that was used to exploit legions of immigrants and blind, hopeful dreamers once upon a time.

This dream is especially important in an individualistic, greedy society in which wealth equals true human value. To many, the American dream is to become rich or famous. To some, it is to be extremely happy.

Both will lead to ruin and leave the dreamers disillusioned.
F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby and Theodore Dreiser's An American Tragedy both discuss the downfalls of the American Dream.
by anonymous December 13, 2004
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african american

What white people say when they afraid to say black especially when a black person is in the room.
But you KNOW when that black person leaves the room, they say that shit w/ some other words too.
Tom: My niggaaa!! ... did you see that black chick w/ that big ol' booty?!
Bob: Fo' shizzle, my nigga. I love me some bla--
*black person comes in*
Tom: Shh, bob!!
Black guy: Hey, what're you guys talking about?
Tom: Oh, nothing. Just saw an african american women walk by w/ a rather large rear end, that's all. -chuckles-
Bob: Yep, that's all. -fake laugh-
Black guy: You know I don't get offended if you say black, & not all of us came from africa.
Tom: What?! But that's such a racist term! I would never say that.
Bob: Never ...
Black guy: Whatever *leaves the room*
Tom: So yea, niggaa, that black bitch got a big ol' booty!!
Bob: Sheeeit, I just wanna grab that shit & spank it!! WOOO! *makes spanking motions*
by Blackie Chan August 15, 2006
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American Pie

American pie:
A song made by Don Mcclean, I enjoy it more when my dad rocks out his Martin and sings it though.

A series of movies which I THINK are great movies.
I love those movies guys, they are great-Zane, when I finally got him drunk.
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-American

Added to every nationality possible in an attempt to make everyone politically correct. This is done even if the person's family has lived in America for centuries.
~African-American huh? What part of Africa?
-Philadelphia.

~Irish-American? When did you come over?
-I was born in Boston

There is no way to unify like making tiny differences painfully clear!
by King Of Yesterday March 20, 2007
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