Australian Lobotomy

When the good dick scrambles brain from down under

I'm a little delusional Jake gave me an Australian Lobotomy

by Lobotoman5000 October 30, 2017

The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time

In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

TRUE AUSTRALIAN

a person who dost give a fuck about politics and say's the words fuck,shit,cunt, and consistently says fuck off a wank stain

american:" hey whats a true Australian" other average american " idk someone who lives upside down

by a person you fucking retard September 29, 2019

Australian Mohawk

The act of licking a woman from butthole to clitoris while she has a taint hair.

He took a trip through my Australian Mohawk.

by Tarrett June 28, 2022

Australian rat tail

The hair between your butt that can be braided and is similar to a rat tail one would have on the back of there head.

Man look at that guys Australian rat tail hanging from his pants.

by Catman4517252 July 15, 2023

Australian Drive-Thru

When you haven't bathed in a while, and you simply take hand sanitizer and wipe it over your junk/"down under" for a quick refresher/cleaning before going out.

I didn't shower after last night, so I just hit the Australian Drive-Thru instead.

by Okra&Tomatoes September 17, 2020

Australian Mint

The Australian Mint put out a tourism brochure which read "Visit the Royal Australian Mint? It just makes cents". Since this amazing pun was released, cool kids now describe something that makes sense as 'Australian Mint' .

"Yep, that idea is Australian mint"

by nospoons July 21, 2016