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by AMONG US AMONG US April 19, 2021

Armonk

A town in Armonk full of Jews and Italians. Everyone is really wealthy. There is a good school district called Byram Hills. Everyone has at least 2 Apple products and an Instagram. If you don't you are a social outcast. The girls make fun of people if they wear nice clothes and people think they are cool for doing retarted stuff like buying condoms. People also use YOLO way too much and people think they are hipsters if they don't have an iPhone.

They have a nice car and an iPhone. They look like they are from Armonk

by Someone from Armonk January 3, 2013

Almont

A small town in Michigan that nobody gives a shit about and it's out in the sticks' where there's barely civilization and they're favorite sexual partners are their siblings or cousins.
They have to pass over M-53 highway just to get to the mall.
They party in run down shacks/barns example of one they call the 'man cave',the girls are either anorexic with nasty scene hair or fat and have pink hair.
The dudes are either hick as can be, or straight stoned stupid. They like coming down to the city, usually around Partridge Creek/Lakeside mall to attempt to pick up chicks. Or for the some that actually own computers, they prefer to try spittin' game online. The girls are very insecure, and obviously no one wants their boyfriends so they can straight up defensive over nothing. No one there really cares about the town of Almont.They are all disgusting.
The boys have very small penises when erected .
And most of the girls resemble roadkill.

Incest bitches much? haha

Boy: 'ay cutie how ya' doin' todaay
Girl:Good, are you from Tennessee with that accent?
Boy: Nah sugaplum I'm from Almont.
Girl:Oh okay so you fingerbang your sister , and your mother cooks raccoon for thanksgiving.
Boy:Yessssiiiiiiiiirrrrreeeeeeeeeeee

by BUTCHDYKEANDINFAMOUSSTALKER December 15, 2010

Smelling the Burnt Almonds

Cyanide, a compound incredibly poisonous to humans, is commonly said to smell like burnt almonds.

After being hit by a car last week my friend is smelling the burnt almonds.

by IQjane December 1, 2010

Crap Almond

Means everything and everyone. Can be used in any situation but especially useful in expressing emotion.

How did your test go?
I failed it, I totally feel like a crap almond.

by happinesswithwings January 9, 2009

armoney

Amazing caring and sweet! She is the nicest person in the world to ever meet. She does her hair always so nice. She gives you gifts and never expects you to give back!

Armoney is sweet and has nice hair and is never expecting you to give back if she gives you a gift.

by T-swifty April 26, 2014

crunchy almond mom

A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

by lexistexas May 1, 2023