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Ken

A man with the biggest shlong around and will rail anyones mom when he gets the chance. This man has enough rizz to get anyone he desires.
Ken is hiding an absolute beast behind his zipper.
Turns gay chicks straight!
by Sussybocka June 16, 2023
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Kenning

(Barbie movie) Often said by Ryan Gosling, it’s in reference to Ken-ergy and how much he’s projecting the masculine energy of Ken
by Kenergy July 30, 2023
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Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."
"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."
by chromal June 5, 2023
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Ken-nap

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."
by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023
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ken

Someone with an asian fetish and also eats sticks.
person 1: why is that person eating sticks with an anime pillow
person 2: oh thats just ken
by sebber September 12, 2019
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Spicy Ken

A .357 Caliber round so powerful that even Chuck Norris fears it.
Cute revolver, can it handle a Spicy Ken?
by Kirk Kiggler August 7, 2024
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Sun Ken Rock

A badass manga written by Boichi with great art, characters, sense of humor and a ton of ecchi.
A: Have you read Sun Ken Rock
B: Yes, it's great
by Legosi GygaChad34 June 18, 2022
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