Twinkie

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!

Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!

by Forgeworld January 7, 2015

Twinkie twins

Girls who have slept with the same guy.

Omg you slept with "Nate" too? We're twinkie twins now!

by Sadgirlb June 4, 2020

Twinky Dick

Male genitalia that is in the shape of a twinky (small, fat, and often looks terrifying) and often exhibits "little dick energy".

"That dude has such a twinky dick, I couldn't even feel it."

"Bro you ain't got no room to talk about size twinky dick."

by shortstack555 September 25, 2025

Twinkies

A general term for Asian Republicans who tend to downplay the white supremacist ideology and have a perspective that they are not minorities, seeing themselves as better than the Latino and Black communities.

Twinkies: "Asians are not minorities, we are our own thing/we are considered white."

by Chad Henry February 16, 2022

Twinky

An insult to feminine men or homosexual men. Using the word "Twink" and turning it into a derogatory term.

"Simon is a total Twinky"

"Shut your face you Twinky"

by Izzie/Isaiah (Genderfluid) October 1, 2023

Texas twinkie

The act of rubbing one’s penis through hot gravel and then shoving it up a woman’s asshole while ejaculating

I gave Julian a Texas Twinkie the other day.

by JuanFepe334 May 22, 2025

twinkie

a cream filled desert. THATS IT. it's not a fucking "asian who acts white" just because an asian is bad at school that does not mean they are fucking ACTING WHITE OR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS ASIAN DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE THEM A FUCKING GENIUS AND PEOPLE NEED TO START FUCKING REALIZING THAT INSTEAD OF BEING IGNORANT LITTLE SHITS AND TREATING THEM AS SOME HOMEWORK MACHINE OR ASKING THEM FOR ANSWERS AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMING THEY KNOW

stupid person: hey, asian guy. what are the answers for all of these questions?
asian guy: i don't know
stupid person: whaaa? i thought you were supposed to be asian. what a twinkie
asian guy: actually, just because i am asian does not make me a genius and automatically know everything, so fuck off

by indigonanza November 17, 2018