Straight Facts

Hayden Dales, with all seriousness and truth, legally loves his girlfriend - Quinn Horn - more!!

Straight Facts!

Oh yeah.... I love you more!

That reminds me of Hayden Dales because he loves his girlfriend more and it is in the dictionary (filled with only facts)

by Money gang June 24, 2021

Factual Fact

An ism the most beautiful woman on the planet taught me.

Bethany 641 is the most beautiful girl on the planet. No contest, and that's a factual fact.

by Private015 August 11, 2022

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 2, 2022

facts

ilymore yaya

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ilymore frfr its facts no cap no bs ong (for yaya) - nana

by nanak!!! January 15, 2021

Fact sandwich

An opinion build up out of a fact, opinion, fact.
An opinionated sentence disguised as a fact to make it sound more believable

That politician is using a fact sandwich in his presentation

by ThomasTheTeacher November 9, 2015

Fon fact

When someone says something that isn’t relevant or you don’t care about. It can also be used when you over hear something spicy

Scenario one-
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact

Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...

by Steloo September 15, 2019

alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023