Bottom Syndrome

When bottoms think that a bottom is a top, simply because they want to be railed by them.

See, the reason you think this is because you have what's called, "bottom syndrome," which is a condition in which bottoms see someone they *want* to get railed by, but is actually a bottom, and claim they are a top, because the horny sensors in their brain blind them from seeing what's true. It's a common phenomenon amongst your people.

by Yeetthismeat October 20, 2021

bottom sick

It's like vomiting, but from the b-hole.

Virgil the dog was bottom sick on the living room carpet today...of course he didn't go on the tile floor.

by readymix January 6, 2016

facebook bottom

When your in a college fraternatey and you recognize a girls ass because her ass has been taged in so many picutres.

Bro! Is that that girl Sue? Damn I recognize that ass from Tina's facebook! That's a facebook bottom to remember.

by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011

pressure bottom

verb. To persuade a pickup or trick,
non-verbally to be the top, although he'd obviously prefer to be the bottom himself.
From NYC.

"He's an expert at pressure bottoming."

by Serramanila September 9, 2005

bottom busty

A women with a big potruding buttoks. Usually round pronounced cheeks, you could put a plate of food on top like a table.

related to the word: steatopygia

"DAMNNNN! Yo look at dat bottom busty gurl!"

by atm TJ July 30, 2019

pooey bottom

Something you get after visiting India

Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.

Severe diarrhoea.

"Oh shit lasts night curry has given me a pooey bottom."

"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."

by Happy Squirrel 24 April 20, 2018

Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”

That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom

by djsjakakakefjdjs June 26, 2023