bloody blossom

A used tampon

"Dude I went to take a piss in the unisex restroom and there was a bloody blossom floating in it."

by DORMAR May 12, 2016

Bloody Mary

When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.

“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”

by Rigidsteel2 April 27, 2020

bloody ostrich

An aggressive act where the perpetrator brings all five fingers to a point creating a ‘beak’ and pecks the victim in the forehead, while making an ostrich call. Generally administered to nerdz.

“Did you just put nickleback on the jukebox??? AWWWWK!!!”

“Dude, I just got the bloody ostrich”

by Dolemite Jones August 8, 2020

Bloody Marco

Similar to a bloody Mary with the distinct difference of extra spice!

You want a bloody Mary? I need to sweat out this hangover, I'll take a Bloody Marco!

by anonymous October 2, 2020

bloody corndog

Dipping your dick into batter and then fucking a girl while she's on her period

I never liked having sex while she was on her period until she let me perform the bloody corndog, which was goddamn hilarious.

by Captain Silver42 June 16, 2011

Bloody Mary

Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.

Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”

by Severe Sammy November 7, 2020

The Bloodied Door

The Bloodied Door is the debut album for the band, The Forgotten, made up of Jasper Lewis and American Psycho. The album is in the works right now and is set to be released sometime in the coming weeks/months. Updates can be found on the group's website (jasperlewis.cf) and will be released on YouTube, Soundcloud, Spotify, and Apple Music. The album has very high expectations from the fans of the band, and will most likely revolutionize the entire music industry.

The Bloodied Door is so good
I know! I have been listening to it for the past week!

by lilcj69 April 30, 2021