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Dab of ranch

When at a social party (where drinking is present) an unattended drink is ejaculated in. When the owner of said “drink” returns, the cummer watches from a distance as the victim drinks from the glass.
MAYNE I WAS TANYAS AND SAW DAVID GIVE CHARLIE A DAB OF RANCH.
by BangLocalCheeseburgers January 9, 2024
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Cadillac Ranch Creations

Cadillac Ranch Creations is the most awesome boutique around. They have blingy jewelry, rockin' clothing, funky flip flops, and must have home decor, and much much more. They are famous for their laid back friendly customer service and their custom creations. The owner, Anita, is a fabulous fashionista and one of the greatest people to ever meet. She can create you anything! Just see for yourself they're online :)
Cadillac Ranch Creations boutique Cadillac Ranch fashionista rockin' blingy greatest fabulous custom friendly Anita awesome funky Creations famous laid back haute couture chic sassy classy diva
by Groovy Granny March 23, 2011
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Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
by Game is game May 18, 2024
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Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant
I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.
by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021
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ranch sandwich

The act of jizzing on 2 slices of bread and feeding it to your own mother.
by Linguini da sauce February 14, 2017
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Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.
"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."
by hungryhippos May 31, 2015
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Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.
Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.
by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018
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