spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 13, 2010

fuck you filter

a mental filter that activates when someone is spewing out utter bullshit, causing you to zone out and not pay attention.

"dude, did you hear him say all that shit about you and your friends?"

"Nah, i had my fuck you filter on"

OR

dad "were you listening to me?"
child "Nah, my fuck you filter was on. can you repeat yourself?"

by noxxema May 3, 2010

I glitten you

A glove and a mitten= a glitten. When someone "glittens" you it means they love you so much they took the previous cute word love and turned it to glove, but then afterwards turned it to glitten

Her- I love you

Him- I glove you

Her- No, actually I glitten you because our love is so efficient

by Allybally011 September 8, 2011

turn you over

To Beat someone up/To really hurt someone/To fight Someone

I'm gonna Turn You Over! You're gonna get Turned Over!

by OxfordUnitedFC September 9, 2016

you are now pregnant

You got fucked and now there's a little human in you

The doctor after he finishes in you," You are now pregnant."

by Dr. Train April 8, 2017

i bread you

I like you in a non gae way.

I bread you so much!

by Matt's Baby May 17, 2018

you seein' vultures?

someone who is completely and utterly (tanked, drunk, NOT sober, etc.) and complains of seeing unidentified birds under the ceiling.

Nancy was so tanked, we asked her, "you seein' vultures?"

by DB4Lyfe August 4, 2009