your mom

Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.

Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom

by yamooni January 24, 2022

Mom

A mom is something dependent on your care and love.

*sees puppy* Aw, look at that cute mom!

by Dawn Eagle November 28, 2021

Ur mom

January 16

When can we date ur mom

by Dillon58282 January 8, 2022

tracker mom

A mom that commonly tracks her children’s location via FindMyIPhone well into adulthood without their consent.

My mom called me out for staying at my boyfriends house last night, even though I’m 24 years old because she tracked me from her phone. She’s such a tracker mom.

by Emperor and Empress December 27, 2023

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay is a very offensive thing to say to somebody but the CORRECT way to answer is no u

Joe: ur mom gay
John: no u

Joe: *dies*

by Ur.mom.gay. February 5, 2020

Stacy's mom

Hot

Guy 1: Ayo who's mom is the hottest?
Guy 2: Stacy's mom for sure man!
Stacy: My mom is NOT hot!

by EdTheSheeran January 27, 2022

your mom

a bitch

if you go into the kitchen in the middle of the and scream fortnite kid outloud 360 times a person called your mom will beat your ass

by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022