Derpy eye

When you're doing your make up and one eye turns out better than the other. The bad eye is what's known as a 'derpy eye'.

I swear no matter what I do, I cannot fix this derpy eye!

by PutMeOn_Allesh February 2, 2018

Eyes like a dude

A female that has eyes like a dude, in the same way that Brendan Fraser or Chris Kattan have eyes like a bitch.

She's always trying to stare and look hard with the eyes like a dude.

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021

Whimsical eye

Another word for ones vagina. A good wet one that takes you to another dimension.

Emily has a whimsical eye!

by Saucy bitch October 5, 2019

your eye

Your cellphone.

"Here, your eye?"
"My what?"
"Your cellphone."

by jayg244 October 19, 2025

Untrained Eye

A black eye, generally acquired when someone hasn't been trained properly on when to keep their mouth shut.

Jenny must have gotten drunk this weekend, I see she has the untrained eye today, you know how she gets when she drinks, always talkin' shit.

by Some wiseman April 7, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025