Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
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cheers kids

cheers kids sucks some shwomalongdingdongsingsong
bears kids smears kids fears kids goes to cheers kids
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Cheers kids

cheers kids slurps on some shwomalong whilst circumsision
can you do the dishes”, “no”, “cheers kids
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Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can
Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
by Elivas ymmij November 01, 2020
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kid kulture

Kid Kulture” is a movement that is about spreading love and positivity. As Rapper/Entertainer “Kid The Kid” pushes this movement he believes it will help end racism and help bring the fun back into the world.
Kid: when your a kid, you don’t care about someone’s skin color or what people think about you. Your just being yourself, wanna have fun and love everybody.

K(C)ulture: this is a way of life

Kid Kulture (A.K.A. Double K’s)
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The kid who is behind you

The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.
Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
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Blue kid

That kid at school who wears all blue clothes everyday. Blue jeans, blue shirt, and blue shoes.
Hey, look at Blue kid! Why do they always wear blue?
by Jeff Candlestick January 11, 2021
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