Penis Butt Rub

Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.

"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice."

Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"

Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"

Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."

Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"

by seanbonham234 August 3, 2010

poopy butt darts

When you have diarrhea and the feces comes out in a series of small staccato blasts.

I have poopy butt darts shooting from my ass like a machine gun on full-auto!

by LordAuron January 14, 2006

Gau Butt Disease

A chronic disease which causes you to poop and not realize it.

Jeff has the Gau butt disease

by Salmon juuls May 19, 2019

imperial butt trooper

Is a member of darth vader's personal group of gay storm troopers.

Look at that Imperial Butt Trooper playing With His blaster rifle!!!

Can a imperial Butt trooper take in

Jabba the Butt!?

by "Jod"I"MASTER"Bater!!!! May 19, 2016

The Holy Protector Of Butt

a homosexual man that will deny being gay but he will look at large homosexual men and make definitions about them. He always wears a buttplug but he pours a lot of oil on it to make it come out "by accident". He has a fetish for cucumbers.

Guy 1: OMG its The Holy Protector of Butt
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.

by Dr Jean O'Side November 24, 2019

venus butt trap

when an individual (male or female) is getting their salad tossed (fellatio of the anus area), at a particular moment when the party getting their salad tossed feels that the salad tosser is particularly all up in there, the party getting their salad tossed pushes back and clenches while exclaiming (playfully), "Got your nose!"

Gary: why is your wife such a brown nose?

Bill: ya she's a real freak, she loves the venus butt trap.

by gotyournose123 May 29, 2010

Shannon Butt Surprise

The Act of strapping a dildo to the front of your car, and ramming it into the anus of another person from behind.

Last night, a car snuck up from behind me and gave me the Good old fashioned Shannon Butt Surprise

by Bob statutory December 30, 2020