Deez nuts

The thing that hangs on below you for dear life lol

Bruh can't believe I lost deez nuts

by Jffhushrgofiofo February 1, 2022

nut-scarfing

The act of draping or "scarfing" your nuts on someone, usually over the back of someone's neck.

He was nut-scarfing his balls over his enemies neck at the end of the game.

by ZERODOTEXE June 12, 2024

Nut Job

A boob job for gay men. When a man rubs his penis against another man’s sac reaching climax.

“My boyfriend gave me a nut job last night.”

by ieattoehair March 15, 2025

Strawberry Nut Pop

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while she is on her cycle. The man orgasms inside her then takes his penis out covered with cum and menstruation blood then makes her suck it like a popsicle.

Hey baby I'm on my cycle.Can you give me a strawberry nut pop tonight.

Did you hear what Tom did to Jennifer last night? He gave her a Strawberry nut pop while she was on her period.

by tomtom117 April 15, 2022

deez nuts

man bady part manily used for a joke

hi says p1

deez nuts says p2

1i had cheese buger

2 i yr dads deez nuts

by yrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mooooooooooooo March 2, 2022

Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.

After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.

by princelothric March 11, 2024

Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her

I did a nut job yesterday at work

by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020