Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.

What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*

by KC-130 October 7, 2025

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John Deforestation

John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.

Carly Deforestation: “hey, im related to john deforestation!”
Joshua: “No youre not! Hes a myth!”

by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025

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John

Formally known as that “Johnathan”. To be on that Johnathan is to be on that Westerby. To have that John is to have the best there is, nothing better.

You’re gambling, getting it in… you’re on that John.

You just picked a dime up from the bar. You’re on that John.

by Movie Magic October 8, 2025

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John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.

"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"

by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025

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John Liu

An adjective that describes massive f**king betrayal or sellout of either an individual or a whole community, especially of someone’s own race. The origin comes from New York Senator John Liu’s 2025 unethical decision to allow billionaires build a luxury casino in his own Chinese district claiming “Chinese people love gambling,” in Flushing, NY. Since then, all the Chinese grandmas on the street have been since calling him national traitor who wants to bury the futures of the people-of-color working families.

Yo why did you sell me out like that, bro?? That was so motherf**king John Liu of you.

by Woaifalasheng October 10, 2025

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John W. Smith Homes (Brightmo Projects)

Public housing in Brightmoor (est. 1942), aka “The Smith Homes” or “Brightmo Projects.” Known for housing generations of Detroit’s Black families, it faced decline with industrial collapse but remains a symbol of community resilience.

“Growing up, all the block parties and beefs happened around the John W. Smith Homes (Brightmo Projects)—Brightmoor wouldn’t be the same without ’em.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

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