Friend

Someone non existent unless you're rich and famous and is able to do great things for you.

The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life

Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted

Are you a friend of mine?

by publicownedhome March 18, 2021

School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

by school bus friend August 2, 2024

Friend zone

Friend zone does not exist it is made up term that people use when they are rejected from another person to be there girlfriend/boyfriend. When u are rejected it usualy means that u are fat or gay

She put me in friend zone

No she didnt u are just fat and gay

by NiggyTheRealOne September 22, 2020

Toxic Friend

Elmaz

Elmaz: I love hunter sooooooo much omg perfection I’m going to take arianas bff hunter away from her cause I am a toxic friend

Me: ...

by Ew I’m so down with shit November 6, 2019

Friend

Something you don’t have

C’mon

“Okay kids, now pair up!”
“Miss, I have no friends.”
“Nerd”

by Your_Pp April 1, 2020

friends from California

qualm gonorrhea or another std

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California

by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023

goodly friend

a very very very very very good friend, such as a great friend only without having to say great, or very multiple times
deserves hug--> (hug)

tom green, you are a goodly friend, only because you are so funny and are in such films as, "Freddy got fingered" and "road Trip"

by bill gates September 6, 2004