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Big Brother Contestant

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.
by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009
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reel big fish

We are the ska band! On the street. We are the ska band! Everyone thinks we're so f***ing neat! REEL BIG FISH!!!
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Big 10 Speed

An oxymoron. Big 10 football plays so slow people call jokingly call it "Big Ten Speed." This is largely due to the disturbing amount of white players you'll see on teams like Wisconsin, Iowa, and Northwestern.
Jason: Man, is this Wisconsin-Minnesota game being played in quicksand?
Dan: No dude, it's just that Big 10 Speed.
by TonyEusebio November 3, 2013
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BA Big-knackers

A guy who acts like Mr T from the A-Team.

He thinks girls dream about him all day because he's got the biggest balls.

There's one in every town and you can spot him a mile off. He wears loads of jewellery, usually fat gold sovereigns on his knuckles and he builds his muscles up to insane proportions.

Sometimes seen walking a fierce dog to complete the menacing look.
"Look over there, there's BA Big-knackers. He looks like a chav on steroids!"

"Watch out here comes BA Big-knackers with a giant hernia in his pants"
by funkbadger August 20, 2009
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Big Ball Of Fuckness

Said by Snooki of the Jersey Shore. Often describing a big situation. This is a cripture on the metaphorical GTL Bible practiced by the evergrowing religon called Snookism.
Big ball of fuckness. Just a BIG ball of fuckness.
by Snookism August 29, 2010
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Big Nigga in Charge

The head honcho, boss, or person in charge. Calls the shots and makes sure tasks are completed on time.
Mark: Hey man where the hell are we supposed to put these boxes?

Eduardo: Huh? Ask Mike. He's the big nigga in charge.
by RiskyRoger May 25, 2010
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big ass monorail

Origin: R. Crumb, 1960s-era underground comic artist. A bitch with an ass so big and bubbled that the top actually forms a shelf or seat, possibly large enough for an averaged-sized commuter to ride to work.
Steve: Yo, check out the booty!
Paul: She's the big ass monorail headin' downtown!
by Dick Knibbler December 28, 2007
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