ass tag

a tattoo on your ass that can be used to identify you, or be cause for ridicule

EX. 1: have you seen Maria's ass tag? it's a sea cucumber

EX. 2: i was so fucked up last night and i hooked up with a chick, and i have no fucking clue what she looks like. all i fucking remember is her ass tag, it was a zombie unicorn.

by crazzzycatttladyyyy August 4, 2014

Consummating that ass

To fuck your newly married partners asshole with a cock/strappon so hard they quite literally feel it for weeks.

~person one~ hey i was totally Consummating that ass last night, she/he was screaming so loud we got kicked out of the hotel.
~person two~ oh shit is she/he okay?!
~person one~ yeah but i don't think she/he'll be sitting any time soon.

by sexygerl July 20, 2016

slapping the ass

A movement of the hand that results in smacking that ass forcefully. This is also qualified as a turn on for some fifty shades of grey fans.

She was slapping the ass.

by Everybodywaskungfufighting November 11, 2015

Fat Ass

Someone that is really fat .

Hey fat ass get over here

by a1b2c3d4e5f6g7h8i9j1 June 13, 2018

Your ass

Amplifier for sentence or reference to a(n) persons ass

Josh: Shut your ass up!
Noah: Cut that shit out before bust your ass!

by Jach2 June 21, 2019

Fat Ass

A fat ass, typically referred to as Miguel De La Cruz, is a lazy fuck who loves sitting his ass down all day playing Rainbow Six Siege while yelling "HOW DID I NOT KILL HIM!?!?!? I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!" with the sound of their keyboard being smashed in the background. Furthermore, when asked, fat ass will reject going out to hang with friends. What fat ass's friends don't know is that it's not that he doesn't want to go, it's just his musty ass is stuck in his chair from playing too much video games and he doesn't want to call the fire department to get it out. As usual, fat ass doesn't really have any real friends. All his "friends" are only there to get closer to fucking his sister.

Hey Fat Ass, want to come to the Americana tonight?
Bro, I'm Miguel De La Cruz, you should already know the answer to that one.

by kalensucks March 23, 2019

slapping ass

When you thrust so hard during sex you make a slap sound

Man we were SLAPPING ASS so hard last night she almost fell off the bed.

by Bobsheretofuckyobitch June 7, 2018