Dry Dick Syndrome

Having a period of getting no pussy and the only action your dick is getting is from your hand. Usually leads to excessive masturbation.

Man I haven't gotten laid in months, I'm suffering some serious dry dick syndrome right now.

by Dr. D17 October 18, 2012

Soap Opera Syndrome

The tendency to be mesmerized by television. Trance like state brought on by televised commercial advertisements interspersed with fragments of dramatic teleplays. Also, as a component of post-industrial consciousness. e.g. "Television rules the nation."

The term references the advent of drama created to sell soap, soap operas. Broadcast on radio with soap manufacturers such as Procter & Gamble, Colgate-Palmolive, and Lever Brothers as sponsors and producers.

Alice: Everyone says I probably have Attention Deficit Disorder. It's possible considering I am easily distracted. Theres got to be some excuse. What do you think? Bob?

Bob: Huh? Sorry Alice I was zoned on this laundry detergent advert. Tide really does get my whites whiter and only 'mildly' pollutes our drinking water.

Alice: I'm thirsty.

Alien: Soap Opera Syndrome

Advertisements take airtime away from programs. In the 1960s a typical hour-long American show would run for 51 minutes excluding advertisements. Today, a similar program would only be 42 minutes long; a typical 30-minute block of time now includes 22 minutes of programming with 6 minutes of national advertising and 2 minutes of local.

by Oracle Arion October 2, 2009

Captain Kirk Syndrome

Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner.

The Captain Kirk Syndrome includes talking like:

There's...

Someone on the wing...

Some...

Thing.

by Kitty Clysm February 9, 2012

Edutainment Fatigue Syndrome

Noun. Abbrev. EFS

Suffered mainly by parents of young children, this ailment is experienced by being continuously exposed to entertainment/educational media for young children.

A: Have you seen Sarah lately?

B: Yeah, what's wrong with her? She's singing all these cutesy songs and keeps calling everyone Grover.

A: Edutainment Fatigue Syndrome. Spending too much time watching Sesame Street.

B: Can she be cured?

A: Probably. Needs to see something rated higher than TV-Y7.

by The Observationist July 6, 2011

First Love Syndrome

A blind love for a person because they were your first, where you ignore any problems and think you'll be happy forever. Until you're not.

You so had first love syndrome for her/him

by theflyingjeff March 21, 2017

toast of the town syndrome

Ultra-rare occurence of being exceedingly charming, while at the same time being blindingly drunk. Gives sufferers the ability to get away with behavior that would otherwise be considered socially retarded.

Those three hot drunk guys must have toast of the town syndrome.

by TC October 1, 2003

last song syndrome

when you end up singing random songs that you last heard whether you like the song or not. You might have heard this song in a span of 30mins or a max 8hrs.

w1: hit me baby one more time....(sings)
w2: i thought you dont like that song
w1: i know, im just having some last song syndrome and im tryin to get rid of it.

by kd31 June 3, 2010