Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person
by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019

When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.
by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022

Happens when an individual is extremely intoxicated and their one eye goes up and the other eye goes down, make a awful face which usually results in passing out in the nearest corner or chair.
Last night at the party, tim totally had The Philly Eye, which resulted in spilled bear and a body to move around.
by Lizbeth22 February 14, 2008

by Double Doubles April 1, 2021

The look of your eyes when intoxicated off cheap cask wine (goon) is often glazed, bloodshot, and slightly unfocused, with a dullness that suggests a lack of clarity or sharpness. Your pupils may be dilated, and there’s an unmistakable heaviness to the lids, as though they’re struggling to stay open. It’s the kind of gaze that flickers between dazed amusement and confusion, as the alcohol dulls your senses, leaving your expression slack and your movements slow.
by The scientists comrade April 6, 2025

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 15, 2024
