DEEZ NUTS

something u dont have

guy.deez nuts you. something non-ezistent to you

by anonymous December 10, 2021

Fuck-nut

Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.

"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 15, 2016

nut duvet

Ejaculating into a duvet consistently, avoiding the requirement for socks or tissue. The duvet should avoid being washed to ensure potency.

Tito Jackson just uses a nut duvet because he’s a lazy boy.

by Nutduvetlover March 27, 2022

Bomega Nut

The force of your nut is so big that it explodes in her face like an atomic bomb. And the rest of the nut travels into another dimension and in pregnates an ailen woman.

Ohh man I just Bomega nuted!
What does that mean?
She died and I in pregnated another ailen woman.

by Lil sperm August 23, 2018

deez nuts

The things that are dangaling from your chin
The things laying on your forehead when you sleep at night

goteem goteem goteem

tommy: Bro my chin itches soo bad

bob: its because deez nuts are attached to it

by im awesomesauce March 23, 2017

no nut November

try not to nut in the month November

fuck its no nut November

by domeino9786 November 3, 2020

Honey Nut

A name for Smegma used by people who like to consume that type of matter.

I have so much honey nut on my cock and it was tasty.

by KHop October 23, 2007