A wet rag that has been dryed a little bit that is twirled around several times then slapping someone in the nuts, genitalia, genitals, testicles, groin, crotch, balls
Guy 1: “ man jack nut wiped me last night, and I still can’t think about it without my nuts hurting”
Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”
Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”
by Biggest brain December 12, 2022
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The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.
"Despite an appealing nut saddle, her eyes seemed too wide-set."
"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."
"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."
by Suavis Cortez December 11, 2013
A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.
A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.
Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:
I. After great, but not excellent sex.
II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.
III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)
IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)
V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.
Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:
I. After great, but not excellent sex.
II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.
III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)
IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)
V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?
Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
by NunezapathWasTaken? May 28, 2012