John stamos

Another name for a lazy Susan invented by my brother when he forgot what it was called

Get something from the John Stamos

by Tjoll September 29, 2020

askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.

"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"

by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022

John

A fuck boy, most likely the person that would steal a pensil and lie about it. John is always the one that disrupts class and doesn’t turn in homework, but he will still get a good grade on a test

John, stop being a fuck boy

by Swanandquaun February 27, 2020

John Wicked

A perfect kill

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

john

john murder that girl mooo

( search ) “ mooo “

Timmy “ John, what did you get up to this weekend? Damn did you see what happened to that girl on the news? wait weren’t you dating a girl from wicker park? oh shit! That was the girl you were dating wasn’t it

John “ mooo! “

by frontlines April 26, 2025

john's negative 3

something uber homosexual. derived from the fact that negative 3 girls like someone (john doe), making it 3 guys liking him, thus the negative 3 is homosexual.

"dude that guy right there is sooooo john's negative 3."

Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.

by stinsons October 21, 2010

John cena

Big fat man

THE BIG FAT MAN JOHN CENA

by Elijah: Alanah is da best May 2, 2022